Let me count the ways.

-Would you still love me if I gained 20 pounds?

-Um, why..?

-You haven't answered my question.

-Well, yeah I would. Where are we talking about here.. and why..?

-Where..? In my.. ear..?

-Well, I don't know, it might get in the way..

-You wouldn't love me if I gained 20 pounds in my ear? What kind of monster are you?

-What kind of monster am I?!?