Sometimes I talk to my computer. By accident.

or "why is the internet so hard?"

"what.

"whaat.

"wat.

"well..

"maybe..?

"waaaaat?!

"really.

"really?

"really?! 

"are you serious?

"ew.

"wat?

"you. have. got. to be kidding me.

"no.

"uuuaahhhh!!??

"no.

"no..

"your eyes are too close together.

"no.

"really?

"honestly.

"jesus.

"so you actually think that's a good idea?

"what?!

"ugh.

"uuuuugh.

"oh!

"well..?

"ahh..

"no.

"no.

"no.

"WAT?!?

"excuse me?

"inbred.

"clearly.

"stupid.

"stupid.

"STOOPID.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.

".. well?

"mommydrank.

"no.

"No.

"NO.

"'ugly

"stick'

".. naaaggh.

"jimhensoncreature

"someoneicouldgoasforhalloween

"absolutelyliveswithparents.

"dudeyouarenotstraight.

"ohthat'scute.

"areyouserious?

"youcan'texpectmetobelievethatyouknowhowtocount.

"oops.

"pretty.

"prettyDUMB.

"kungfuteacherdoesnotmeanwhatyouthinkitmeans.

"idont'wanttohearaboutit. (ha ha.. "tit.")

"WHYYOUTHINKTHISMAKEGOODIDEA?!?!?!??!?!

"put it away.

"UHM.

"what the hell kind of question is that?

"EXCUSE ME.

"no.

"no.

"NO.

"um.

"What?

"you can't wait to tell me about how cool you are.

"HANG ON.

"did I miss something?

"you sure?

"WAT?!

"...

"honestly.

"you're kidding.

"you can't be serious.

"PLEASE BE KIDDING.

"why would I want to look at that.

"okay.

"so.

"okay..?

"man.

"wow.

"WOW.

"ah.

"yeah.

"whatever.

**

They have the internet in the frozen north- for better or worse.

I have a very real fear that this little fan thing will blow a bunch of terrifying bugs into this room.

I am also very concerned that they might remake the Ghostbusters movie.

VERY concerned.

**

McCain Philips took a day to build this city. He plans on building a bridge- as it turns out he cannot fill the chasm.